FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD
forget howl lets talk about the real Stealer of the Show, spicy mama Prince Justin. how about a little fire scarecrow indeed mmmm
i mentally wrote this post in the shower because i remembered him being a lot cuter but now i realize he looks like anthropomorphic banana pudding. well the lesson here is that we tried. prince justin tried and i think that’s something we can all relate to. sometimes you come out on top and sometimes you’re delicious custard
this Crimea crisis is getting scary. BBC reporting that Russian paratroopers threatening to storm Ukrainian marine barracks if they don’t surrender their…
I want to go home.
the old stomping grounds
I miss home
Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, but they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.
"If a woman has [the right to abortion], why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t result in anyone’s death."
-Something Maine lawmaker Lawrence Lockman actually said
— Analyzing English Grammar, Klammer, Schulz, & Della Volpe, p. 21 (via socio-logic)