timeanddisregard:

it seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

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tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

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After dentist .2

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After dentist .1

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queenbroslob:

laina:

weloveshortvideos:

Got my j’s on

NOOOOO

I showed this to everyone at work that would give me the time of day.

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tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

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elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

image

this is never not funny

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octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

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moriarteacups:

all i did this year was get more gay

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ammit420:

chillin wit one hand in my shorts not sexually jus coolin

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sideb00b:

'I was gonna reblog that but that stupid fucking caption you added is annoying and I'm on mobile so I can't delete it but I'm not encouraging that behavior so I won't reblog it at all' the musical

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